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Here at Fantastic Monkeys, we are able to provide a super fast, low cost, non-human option for those writing projects with a "can't wait" deadline, such as an Amy Winehouse plea bargain negotiation, or one that requires a nuanced subtlety, such as an MIT commencement address by Paula Abdul, or a Mel Gibson apology (it must appear as least as sincere as Russell Crowe).

Our monkeys have experience in many languages (including Esperanto and Pig-Latin). We did the Reverend Al Sharpton's Presidential "Hat-in-the-Ring" address, as well as most of the public appearance remarks by Britney Spears.

  • Real Words and Sentences (though not necessarily in order)
  • Limited Banana References
  • Rates: $200/minute (2 minute minimum)
  • Correct Speelling, On Time Delivery Not Guaranteed

    • Sample recent monologue item for Jay Leno:
    "Did you heer the onw abour dthew mvovo e sia zkcnzckl ttitds?
    It waask a duubble hinkers gböob!!!" (It needed some editing, but KiKi made the deadline and Leno got as many laughs as usual).

    Stinkers and Chekov were nominated for a Golden Globe for their collaboration on the bird dialogue in March of the Penguins,
    (though it was brutally edited, and then whored out to Happy Feet).

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