Sometimes the stress of a looming deadline, or sheer lack of talent, can make it hard to come up with an idea for a screenplay.  That's why we've catalogued over 16 million story ideas in a dizzying array of categories that make buying creativity quick and easy!

There are numerous ways to take advantage of our service, but many authors like to give us a single letter, say "R", and we use a random number generator to select an idea that begins with "R" from our warehouse of ideas.  And if we don't have one available, our team of "inspirationalists" will go get one at no extra charge.  Plus, you'll get our Idea Guarantee with every purchase - we provide an original, unique, never before used script concept, or our name isn't The Idea Crid.

And don't get us started about all the ancillary ideas we offer that can jump start a script: myths, legends, parables, bumper stickers, memoirs, biographies, autobiographies (your input welcome, if necessary), and of course, sequels.

	The Idea Crib is your resource	whenever circumstances thwart your creativity:
	Sick, but on Deadline Lazy, but on Deadline Had an Imaginationectomy	Writers' Block Plagiarizers' Block Nevr Lernt My Letters

Besides, Intellectual Property is such an "iffy" concept.  What are they going to do?
Sue us?  Sue you?  Possibly.  But hey, who's gonna know?  We certainly won't tell.
Our record of protecting our clients anonymity is as reliably rock solid as the Federal Witness Protection Program (and we pay funeral costs).

So whenever your creative juices are dried up, or you just can't think of anything worth writing about in this crazy mixed up world which doesn't amount to a hill of beans, kid -
give us a call!