Sex?    No.

Violence?    No.

The one word with the power to make the sale is Niece.

As in, "This screenplay has a part for your "niece."

With this tool in your arsenal, you'll be able to close that crucial deal whenever a house or alimony payment is due. And don't be influenced by your peers or colleagues who say, "Where is the integrity? Where is the noble ideal of our youth?"

It's way out on Route 80 about 30 miles east of Winnemucca, broke down and out of luck - and unlikely to end up here.

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